There's also manscaped. I just assume they are crap too since the rest are.

The VPN side - it feels more like a honeypot than anything else to me.

I'll sometimes use the VPN mode from Proton, but I wouldn't sign up for just a vpn - I simply assume they are selling my data the same as everyone else. The only way to convince me otherwise is an open-source non-profit vpn properly overnighted by the community.