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points by 01HNNWZ0MV43FF 3 days ago | 0 comments
PHP would still be a C interpreter even if you disabled JITs.

Really, we never should have left the Garden of Eden. Things were great there, other than the maternal mortality rate.

[–] sfink 3 days ago
Given that there were no mothers in the Garden (other than arguably Adam who gave birth from his rib), the maternal mortality rate was undefined behavior (0/0). Which checks out -- what did they do during all their time in the Garden, anyway? I guess now we know that we cannot know, and that Lilith must have been of the nasal variety.
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