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points by rarisma 4 days ago | 0 comments

       - - >  i wake up - -
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       |                  V
       github has an outage
[–] GrantMoyer 4 days ago
Point of clarification: do you work at GitHub?
[–] Chris2048 4 days ago
Perhaps they are a process/thread?
[–] lta 3 days ago
It must be Tuesday, that's why
[–] dodslaser 4 days ago
Do you fall asleep every time GitHub has an outage? Are you narcoleptic?
[–] shepherdjerred 4 days ago
You have it wrong. GitHub goes down because they fall sleep
[–] gib444 3 days ago

  def is_github_down(day):
      return day[-1] == "y"
[–] sigmarule 3 days ago
All will be solved by tomorrow!
[–] binsquare 4 days ago
A manager might say you need to stop waking up.