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points by aldanor 4 days ago | 0 comments

1 developer, 10 managers, 20 C-suite, 1468 sales, 1 barista

All adds up pretty well

[–] martin_a 4 days ago

For that amount of people, you should stock up on Baristi! I wouldn't want Espresso to be the bottleneck of an operation like this!

[–] dalmo3 4 days ago

And no one to deliver the mail?

[–] PcChip 4 days ago

surely they have a postman for that

[–] vincenthsin 4 days ago

Probably it is true. This is the choice of capital.

[–] MiroslavPokorny 4 days ago

This is the modern capitalist model.

So many talkers making speeches and powerpoints and nothing else.

[–] asimovDev 4 days ago

They used to have a Kombucha sommelier but they were laid off in 2023

[–] mrweasel 4 days ago

I can't even tell if you're joking or not.

[–] baobabKoodaa 4 days ago

Still sounds much better than Oracle's employee composition!

[–] SoleilAbsolu 4 days ago

Well with a proverbial lawnmower at the top of the org chart, how many sets of weed-whackers, pruning shears, leafblowers, and RoundUp dispensers are below it?!

[–] MisterMunchkin 4 days ago

Don’t forget the community manager, people lead and chaplain.

[–] dominotw 4 days ago

they are going to annouce layoffs laying of that 1 developer